Follow along as I attempt to watch and review every single movie from the 1980s — in order — in what I can only assume will be the first time such a feat has ever been attempted in the history of mankind!

I know what you’re thinking: Surely you can’t be serious. Well, I am serious — and don’t call me Shirley.

Below you will find the full list of titles as they are being added to the site. Once completed — a whopping 4,000 movies later — my intention is to publish the project and make it available to your favorite bookstore or online retailer so that you may enjoy this bodacious brand of lunacy whenever you’re looking to veg out.

It’s time to set the time circuits of the DeLorean to 1980 my friends, because we are on a mission from God. Are you ready to be my Wingman? No more yanky my wanky. Keep checking the site, because I’ll be back. Yippee ki-yay, melon farmer.